*and the Incipient Seed of the Mighty Homunculus!
All Ralph wanted to do was go to his buddy’s pond and fish and drink and have a good time for himself, and he did just that until his hook got caught on something peculiar. What was this peculiar something?
Ralph begrudgingly went into to the pond to investigate and what he found was the sexiest, most horrific, guilt-ridden naked monstrosity ever to exist on this loathsome planet. Oh the horror! The horror! It was…it was….well, it was a GIANT DICK SUCKIN’ TADPOLE!!!
Run for your lives and your dicks!
